michaelwaltgeorge:

My boyfriend’s trying to flirt and my ass is trying to die

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astrocelestial:

are the signs dumb

Aries: 100/10 dumb as shit but won’t realize it so it’s still cute

Taurus: 7/10 not as dumb as people think but still p dumb, get it together

Gemini: 5/10. dumb but smart-passing.

Cancer: 10/10 dumb u guys are a fuck number what’d you expect

Leo: you guys always give me shit for apparently hating on you but then ignoring you so you’re a -10000/10 are u fucking happy now you BULLIES

Virgo: 1/10 u’re smart but awkward as shit get it together you pimp

Libra: 3/10 dumb. U manipulate others into thinking you’re dumb but you’re not.

Scorpio: 666/10 dumb u know that stupid stereotype has to come from SOMEWHERE so

Sagittarius: 19/10. pretty dumb. you think that’s unfair? go hide your tears by joking about it

Capricorn: 0/10 too mature to be dumb, literally never known dumbness, an anti-dumb god walking on earth

Aquarius: 0/0 dumb. u’re infinitely dumb but also dumbness doesn’t exist in u. you’re an enigma. a paradox. are u happy now you stupid special snowflake

Pisces: 6/10 dumb. really smart when u don’t cry but you do all the time so u r still dumb

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Things you do not have to feel guilty about

jolinxo:

• Saying no sometimes
• Wanting to be alone sometimes
• Saying no to sex
• Saying yes to sex
• Not being sure about your life career
• Deciding to study instead of going out
• Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
• Ending a relationship that is hurting you
• Not liking the things everyone else likes

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dykebarry:

bwitiye:

frodobell:

sorry, liberals, there’s only 0 genders

theres one gender and we have to share

mom says it’s my turn on the gender

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femminiello:

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse*
barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted
me, hoarsely: this is flour

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